misandry-mermaid:

gordoananke:

wollffeey:

silverlightpony:

whappy101:

glassbottledemon:

Male rape victim talks about why he finds male rape funny at the Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret in June of 2012.

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I was about to get kind of upset untill I finished it to the end. Its so true though.

I swear I’ve reblogged this before.

READ THE WHOLE THING

The look of pain in his eyes at the end

Please read the whole thing before making a judgement.

Oh god I just want to give him a hug. :(

I’m glad I read the whole thing cuz I was about to punch something.

(via puddytatt)

assston:

all i want is to hear 5sos play wrapped around your finger live just once 

(via princessandthecurls)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bisexualilanawexler)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via tortillachipss)

bossanovabyss:

cellokind:

how tumblr can improve: just fucking hire the xkit guy already

Nah son, if they hire him, he’ll have to play by their rules. Hiring him would be a way to silence him, a way to stop him, a way to let them win.

We need him free. We need him rogue. He is not the developer tumblr deserves, but the one that it needs right now. We need him free to do what he does best.

(via major-cool-guy)

tschaikovsky:

cakety-cake:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(via princessandthecurls)

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

(Source: cremebun, via hislopsidedgrin)

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(Source: austins-lifestyle, via princessandthecurls)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

(via princessandthecurls)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: brobogans, via princessandthecurls)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps, via officerstilinskihale)

raised eyebrows and open mouth staring

(Source: maybehonestly, via alpharagnar)

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

(Source: capturesexual, via once-upon-a-time-the-end)